On The Beat

Ok, ok... just indulge me on this one. I'm working on the traits, pros and not so conniving, that I'm looking for in a potential suitor.

• Funny, obviously!

• Single and available for immediate action, on the front, and wherever else takes me fancy.

• Honest, loyal and trustworthy - Goes without saying.

• Charming! He'll need to be to get in me front door. If the intercom aint working he'll need to sweet talk the neighbours or sing from the grass level of me perch.

• Smooth! I admit, got more than me fair share of rough edges, which is why I need a mellow fellow!

• Light on his feet! I use to love dancing, and if I get me a partner, may just have a stab at it again.

• Willing to rise to a challenge!

Must say Norman Wisdom, is still looking like my idea of a perfect match, God rest his soul!

So... all the single ladies, and the dutifully attached, what's your idea of a perfect man?

For any men, or cowboys, that drop in and want to have a say...

Wait till I'm finished...

Feel free to post your seven delicious requisites every woman should have, but be prepared for them to be diced and spliced in a public forum.