Ok, so I love living at the seaside, but for the last 2 days I've been enjoying vivid images of curly haired farm hands driving shiny red tractors and yanking damsels in distress outta of their welly boots.
"Just when I really need a hay barn..."
Ooh er! Kerr-wivering in me furry slipper booties, I was!
"Patience Woman", he said...
You gotta be kidding, I couldn't wait to get to that bit.