Nae Burns Tonight

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,

Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!

I did nae mean nae Robbie Burns, I meant nae scolding, blistering and ouch-ouch-ouch, nae burns!

Once upon a blog, I mentioned a dabble with silicon, whilst laying down some good old faithful rubber for the wet and wild side of life. Slowly, but surly, I’ve reacquainted meself with the hot and bothersome culinary quarters, and the joys of heat resistant personal protective equipment, as demonstrated by Sandy.

And if you were wondering as to whether I’d indulged in a wee highland beastie this night…

Nah…

The haggis is way too fast for me!

Wet Weekend

What can I say…? It’s been a wet and drizzly weekend, so I’ve had no excuse not to write. I’ve tinkered with plots and rallied me characters, but no sign of a real script materialising as yet. 

Me porky lazy arse has taken a wander into town, and I’m still enjoying me simple little world beside the sea. I guess that’s heading in the right direction.  

As for me salacious thoughts about finding a man… Well, I been looking towards me family and friends trying to pick up tips. It appears all one has to do is post a note up on Facebook, if you have zillions of friends, asking if anyone wants a… 

Size Isn't Everything

Do you remember what I got for Christmas?

I thought very carefully about what to dip him in, including Patsy's Irn Brew suggestion, but after serious contemplation, and the worry about him ending up a tangerine bream, I popped him in a glass of Pinot Grigio. 

And he grew...

And now me eyesight's gone a wee bit squiffy!

Me finks I'm gonna call him Moobs.

New Year’s Resolution

Happy New Year. 

Here’s wishing 2011 is full of good health, happiness and harmony for all.

Thanks to Victoria Wood and The Morecambe and Wise Story on the telly tonight, for giving me a surge of willpower and a New Year’s resolution.

“Trust Positive Thinking”

To be honest, I’ve never really been that big on making resolutions, at any time of year. I don’t smoke, never have. I enjoy a wee drink, from time to time, and I will not give up food or chocolate, no matter what some may say about me potential obese factor. Giving up sex, before lent, is something I’d rather forget, but I have had plenty of wishes and dreams over the years, and last year one or two actually came true!

“Trust Positive Thinking”

This year I’m gonna keep me eyes open for new opportunities, me mind alert and a trip wire handy to topple the next available and gorgeous guy who takes me fancy.

“Trust Positive Thinking”