Do you remember what I got for Christmas?
I thought very carefully about what to dip him in, including Patsy's Irn Brew suggestion, but after serious contemplation, and the worry about him ending up a tangerine bream, I popped him in a glass of Pinot Grigio.
And he grew...
And now me eyesight's gone a wee bit squiffy!
Me finks I'm gonna call him Moobs.